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RedNeck
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« on: January 11, 2007, 02:02:27 PM »
for those that want a real bar, with a bar and a jukebox and a television turned on to a football game, or NASCAR in season....a bar where BEER is served..and not beer with names that can't be pronounced or spelled...you come here for a beer or a good shot of whiskey..we don't serve no sissy drinks, we don't serve no fruity drinks and we don't have funny shaped glasses...you can shoot pool, but keep your drinks off the table. you can write on the bathroom walls, just don't put anything about "momma". you want food, we got peanuts and chips....we leave the cooking to the eating joints and we expect the eating joints to leave the drinking to us. if you lose your money in the pinball machine, toughshit. you weren't going to win a game anyway. you want a tab, give me a hundred bucks when you walk through the door. other than that, you'll pay for your drink when you get it. if you don't like these rules, then go over there to that sissy lounge and have a fruity drink and whatever leftover chicken part they're giving away today.
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shel bel
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 02:03:20 PM »
JD please and a bottle of bud light! Grin
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RedNeck
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 02:05:38 PM »
now we're talking. first customer, this one's on the house...the rest'll be on you  Grin
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shel bel
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 02:08:06 PM »
Thanks Smiley
How about a shot for the bartender?
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lilspektre
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 02:08:32 PM »
Do you serve rum and coke? Heavy on the rum?

If so, I'll be back when I don't have to drive later.
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RedNeck
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 02:10:12 PM »
rum and coke, of course....that's a "real" drink....

oh, and the bartenders having a beer.....he don't do real good on the hard stuff
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shel bel
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2007, 02:11:12 PM »
uh oh, liquor'll make you sicker? Grin
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RedNeck
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2007, 02:12:28 PM »
no, liquor'll make we want to kick someone's ass... Grin
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Liz
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2007, 02:13:51 PM »
I'll take a bud light, please.....and send those peanuts down this way.
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shel bel
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2007, 02:14:24 PM »
None for me thanks, I'm on a liquid diet Wink
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RedNeck
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2007, 02:15:30 PM »
one budlight for the little lady at the end of the bar.....here's the peanuts.
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RedNeck
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2007, 02:17:16 PM »
gotta warn ya ladies, it gets a little rough in here sometimes, but if anybody's giving you any trouble, just come tell ol' Hoss....he don't put up with that shit...
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2007, 02:20:08 PM »
Do you have wine? From a box? If so hook me up  Grin
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Ann Marie
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2007, 02:22:02 PM »
Well...I'll take 3 shots of Fire Water and a rum and coke...How much I owe ya?

I'll need some change to for that pool table. Want to challenge the winner, dontcha know.

Edited to let Hoss know I can hold my own and won't need help, thx anyway
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Liz
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2007, 02:23:32 PM »
Thanks for the bud....keep the change.

Gotta mosey on outta here now....

 Kiss to the bartender. 
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